I decided to share some of the funniest baseball quotes I have heard over time. When it comes to funny baseball quotes, Yogi Berra is the champ, so we’ll start with just quotes attributed to him.
Yogi Berra
“It ain’t over till it’s over.”
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
“You can observe a lot by just watching.”
“The future ain’t what it used to be.”
“It’s like déjà vu all over again.”
“Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
“Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”
“I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.”
“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
And my personal favorite…
“I never said most of the things I said.” – Yogi Berra
Everyone Else!
“I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.” – Pete Rose
“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.” – Hank Aaron
“Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.” – Leo Durocher
“The only way I’m going to win a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.” – Reggie Jackson
“I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.” – Gerald Ford
“I became a good pitcher when I stopped trying to make them miss the ball and started trying to make them hit it.” – Sandy Koufax
“I’m not an athlete. I’m a professional baseball player.” – John Kruk
“I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.” – Rogers Hornsby
